8 + 15 Observations on Lost – Through Season II

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1) When Sawyer’s trying to be coy, his smile makes him look like a creepy woman.


2) It wasn’t until about episode 43 that Kate’s white shirt got dirty and she finally found a rubber band to tie her hair back.


3) A LOT of people get punched in the head with fists, ends of guns, ax handles, big sticks, etc., and are fine within five minutes. I stub my toe and I’m down for at least a day.


4) Claire’s voice is what I would choose to torture the Gitmo inmates. And I’m sorry, but doesn’t the humidity EVER give her breakouts?!


5) Why does that papaya look SO damn good?! What does it even taste like? I don’t know, but I want some.


6) Peannuttt buttttteerrrrr mmmmmmm.


7) Just looking at John Locke’s face can make me weep


8) John Locke looks less like a pedophile without hair


9) Apparently, if you’re being chased by, say, polar bears or carnivorous ghost smoke, you can run at mock speed through the jungle and never trip or get closelined by jungle weeds, but if you are the one doing the chasing, you trip immediately, and always land on an object of interest.


10) Vincent is the bizomb.


11) That is the wettest dang rain I have EVER seen.


12) Apparently, you can roam around an island the size of, say, Hawaii, and always find “that tree” from “that day” when you had “that adventure.” Just like that. I get lost at Publix.


13) When the doc showed Hurley the photo where he was hugging nothing, even though he THOUGHT he was hugging Charlotte’s husband from Sex and the City, it was like BLAZOW! Did NOT see that coming. Most excellent.


14) Could the other survivors of the middle section of 815 BE more worthless? All they do is amble around the camp and attend funerals. They don’t even have button pushing shifts!!! They bug.


15) Um, why in the WORLD didn’t Sun run off with the English tutor hotel owner? Hooooot. I’m hoping that’s in Season III.


16) Am I the only one that noticed how freakin FAST Walt can type? Either it’s not him (which is my guess, which makes Michael REALLY stupid, which I already know to be true) or the director is a dillweed.


17) It pains me to think about Kate and Charlie together in real life.


18) Boone AND Shannon dying? Yes please, thank you.


19) IF YOU DON’T WANT JACK TO BE IN CHARGE, STOP ASKING HIM TO MAKE DECISIONS!!! Idiots.


20) Ok, so, Arzt blew to pieces by handling the dynamite with kid gloves and talking in soft gentle whispers…a few minutes later, Locke and Jack were blazing through the jungle with it bouncing around in their backpacks. I guess it was just Arzt’s time.


21) Do you know how many DUI’s Michelle Rodriguez got while filming? Like, 20.


22) The theatrical beard glue and pre-dirtied hobo clothes? HIGHlarious.


23) And finally…did you know that 8 + 15 = ……23! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Adieu.